Well here is a first. An Australian Suzuki Swift Sport ad was banned not because it showed some hot chick's sweaty cleavage but because...wait for it...it promoted "reckless or hazardous driving." Truly? How...oddly logical. 

The ad in question has a couple racing thru a parking garage in the Suzuki. Seemingly, the car is so hot, it causes the fire sprinklers to go off and, of course, make allowance for a gratuitous shot of sweaty boob cleavage. 

Oh and of the lady and the white mini-dress she wears in the commercial, Australia's ASB had this to say, "Whilst it's not mandatory for the girl to be wearing a low-cut dress, the dress is not inappropriate clothes for a woman." 

Not necessary? Are you kidding? Don't you know that sex sells? Boobs sell? Cleavage sells? Low cut mini-dresses sell? Long legs and high heels? I'm Buying!